May 2013
45 posts
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May 9th
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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
May 9th
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cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
May 9th
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idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
May 9th
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shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird 
May 9th
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herrschtick: the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
May 9th
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dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
May 9th
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May 5th
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fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
May 5th
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whatisleon: hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here you beat the odds guys proud of u
May 5th
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shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
May 5th
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togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
May 5th
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notflavio: mishawinsexster: behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever what the hell did i log onto
May 5th
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one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
May 5th
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May 4th
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rneerkat: thoughtsofmeerkat: girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life please dont ever use this pickup line
May 4th
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April 2013
23 posts
Apr 23rd
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
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